Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 1 month ago

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

Posted 1 month ago

iwenttojailthereonce:

Vader: Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

Leia Organa, literally two hours after flying away from Scarif whilst flipping Vader the bird and sending a transmission reading “the Empire can SUCK my DICK”: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

(Source: princessenator)

Posted 1 month ago

charminglyantiquated:

Coexisting With The Fair Folk Who Have Taken Up Residence In/Around/Beneath Your University: A How-To Guide

See more of my comics here, and my art here!

Whole bunch of lore/things I couldn’t fit/everything I love about the overlap in superstition and General College Weirdness below the cut-

Keep reading

Posted 1 month ago

iwenttojailthereonce:

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

(Source: sapphicsupergirl)

Posted 1 month ago

cassianandohr:

i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

(Source: kyungusoo)

Posted 1 month ago

platonicsheith:

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

(Source: lunarkittens)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

body5000:

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

Posted 1 month ago

hurloaned:

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

(Source: armsocks)